What’s Going on Yall?

I must say I’m a bit peeved.

Why did yall have to have to take so much money?

hmm was it worth it....? if i were to do this all over again, how would i do it differently....

But you gotta go to jail forever now. prolly not worth it. just sayin.

then we got these guys:

Maybe you guys just got lazy somehow, and forgot how you made more money than any other (car) company for the past 70 years. maybe you guys were bored with being the biggest and the best.

You are a hundred years old.  maybe you guys can’t hack it no more.

but now lots of ppl like you and me (only they live in detroit and not on a quest to bombay) have no jobby job no more. that’s seems kinda rude.

Now you’re saying “pleez, government, pretty pleez help us out! we’ll be better next time we promise! pleez pleez pleez!

How come you couldn’t just do your job?

hey readers i got some questions for you:

would you borrow a couple hundred million dollars from a friend to buy a slice of pizza?

would you pay that friend back afterward cause ‘that’s what homies do’?

would your friend say “nah, forget about that 600 mil dude, it’s chill.” ?

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.”

-lindsay lohan

whatevz

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